“This whitewashed chest was one of three found in Hatnofer’s tomb. Two of the chests, including this one, were probably made especially for his burial. They were filled with linen sheets of various qualities and weaves. Shown here with the chest are a shirt of fine linen; a sheet of superfine weave, probably used as an outer garment; and a sheet of coarser weave more than seventeen yards long, which may have served as a mattress. After it was packed with linen, the chest was tied shut with a piece of linen cord that was secured with a mud seal.”
Anonymous asked: Alexander never died...................... he's just out there................. somewhere.................................... being rawed on a Persian hillside..................................................
10. MARCUS FULVIUS FLACCUS (cos. 125 BC) - The Gracchi’s Ally, part of T. Gracchus’s wealth-distributing land commission, staunch ally to Gaius Gracchus, EXTREMELY datable based on his Politics
9. PUBLIUS CLAUDIUS PULCHER (cos. 249 BC) - okay. awful based on chicken-drowning Arrogance BUT first consular Claudius with Pulcher as the cognomen so confirmed sexy and UNDENIABLY AUDAX!!
8. SCIPIO AFRICANUS (cos. 205 BC, 194 BC) - BIG sexy. SO sexy he singlehandedly made beards unfashionable for hundreds of years. GOd. So datable. 7. MARCUS VIPSANIUS AGRIPPA (cos. 28, 27 BC ) - CONFIRMED sexy (we have sexy busts) very big with sad eyes big arms…. extremely datable, also infrastructure Good, aqueducts good, parthenon GOOD!
6. APPIUS CLAUDIUS CAECUS (cos. 307, 296 BC) - Populist ICON (let sons of freedmen be senators, many supporters of lower classes, voting rights no longer dependent on land ownership), Roads GOOD, Aqueducts GOOD, INFRASTRUCTURE GOOD, SEXY! DATABLE!
5. MARCUS VALERIUS CORVUS (cos. 348, 346, 302, 301, 300, 299 BC) Bird-based legends?! Populist politics (expanded Plebeian Rights during the conflict of the orders)?! SIX TIME CONSUL?! DATABLE!
4. LUCIUS SEXTUS LATERANUS (cos. 366 BC) FIRST PLEBEIAN CONSUL! DATABLE BASED ON HIS EXTREMELY GOOD AND POPULIST LEGISLATION ALONE! But I also think he must have been sexy thank u.
3. APPIUS CLAUDIUS PULCHER (cos. 143 BC) Had typical Claudian Audacity with that kind of a triumph BUT! He was an ally of Tiberius Gracchus! Married his daughter to T. Gracchus to solidify that alliance, part of the land redistribution commission WE STAN! A CLASS TRAITOR LEGEND! Very datable bc audax, Pulcher, and Good Politics.
2. MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO (cos. 63 BC) an EASY choice. His oratory was sexy, he was clearly and definitely a DILF lawyer, VERY handsome charming intelligent, the only one on this list who I know as a Human Being and Love Also…HIGHLY DATABLE
1. MARCUS ANTONIUS (cos. 44 BC) WHAT DO I NEED TO SAY. MARK ANTONY BIG HUGE SEXY. Wore sexy short tunics to show off his thighs, known to be Exceptionally handsome, big hands, big dick, big HEART, MOST datable consul.
